Borrowing a line from my favorite trash cinema seems apropos as the Lehigh Valley Roller Girls take on Charm City’s Female Trouble this coming Saturday, July 14 at the Independence Family Fun Center in the lovely industrial quarter known to locals as Schnecksville, PA.
You don’t have to be a nice girl or wear cha-cha heels, but you must come to the IFFC and watch the ladies of LVRG battle it out against Charm City. As always the facts are the same, doors fly open at 5pm, first whistle blows at 6 and no glass bottles please. BYOB, leave the large coolers in the car. Bring ID if you want to drink adult beverages, no exceptions.
Tickets are $10 in advance, kids are half price, $12 at the door. The clock is ticking away so catch up with the nearest roller girl and save a couple bucks while avoiding the long ticket line. This will be a good one for sure (aren’t they all?). And if you haven’t been to a bout yet, get down to the IFFC this weekend! If you are a regular reader of this blog you know it’s always massive fun. Charm City is coming to the Valley from Baltimore, so you can certainly drive a few miles to Schnecksville, PA. No excuses! See you there or I’ll send Dawn Davenport to get you!
To purchase your tickets online, click the handy link here.